... to the home of the Swordfish Underwater Hockey Club... where pucks fly, the water is fridgid and people turn blue. But don't worry, we'll turn back to normal too.

But seriously, you really want to know what underwater hockey is?

Well, let's see. The simple answer is that underwater hockey is the answer to all your problems. The hard part is explaining that for every scenario. But here are a few of the main ones:

• Is fitness your problem? Or rather a lack of fitness? Well if you think this sport is lazy or easy you'll be in for a huge surprise. This will get you that six pack that you cannot buy in stores.
• Is boredom your problem? You'd be amazed at how fun this game is. It is very interactive, social, and it beats the hell out of swimming laps!
• Did your parents hook you up with some shitty genes? Cannot run, work out, or play other sports because of your joints? Well, this is most definately the best answer out there for you. There is almost no impact on your joints, so you won't have to worry about pain, but you will still get your exercise, AND have a ton of fun!
• Are you competitive? Well get ready to be blown away by the least likely people. At the bottom of the pool, mental strength and wits determine the winner, while adding fitness to the equation equals some of the fittest athletes in the world. That little girl you discounted because you thought you had about 250 pounds on her? Well she just made you look like a fool and scored. How do you feel now? Better work harder!
• Do you want to live forever? Guess what, breathing a lot actually makes you age faster, so in a way, you would prolong your life by breathing less. Play more instead!
• Are you that boring person with nothing to say at a party? Imagine having underwater hockey as a conversation starter! You'd be the highlight of the evening!
• Can't get a girlfriend? Underwater hockey leads to fitness, confidence, friends and one hell of a story, all of which are proven to stimulate relationships. Don't hate the game. Be a player!